Nebraska No More
*Yes I used ain't. I'll use y'all too so if you don't like it, get off the Internet.
**I know it should be Kansas, but I don't like Kansas.
Mary Louise Parker will be at Billy Poobah’s Semi-Unofficial NYC Tumblr Meetup serving Pie!
Billy is inviting all his New York City Comrades (and non-comrades) and their seconds to a semi-sorta-unofficial (but cool) Tumblr Meetup this Thursday at 7pm at Destination, 13th and Ave. A in the East Village. We heard it through the grapevine that there will be some Tumblr Royalty in attendance — who and how many, not sure.
So be there or be obtuse. This event of the Millennium may not ever happen again — or at least until next time. —Billy “Make Mine a Double” Poobah
[NOTE: Please reblogg the shit out of this invite if you’re a true maverick
And hipsters everywhere seek to buy a case…
"Welcome to Gay Disneyland!"
The following conversation occurred last night at 2AM on 12 St and 8th Ave.
Drunk Woman #1: Is that guy gay?
DW#1: Hey! Are you gay?
Friend: No, I’m straight.
DW#1: And you? Gay?
Me: No, I’m straight.
DW#1: You can’t be! Not in this neighborhood.
Me: Why not?
DW#1: Because he’s wearing a hat…
Me: I’m not following your logic…
DW#1: And you have perfect eyebrows!
Me: What does that have to do with it?
DW#1: Don’t you know you are in Gay Disneyland?
Friend: What?
DW#1: This is Gay Disneyland. Epcot’s up there and they just built a monorail down there.
It might’ve been their red wine talking. Yes, red wine. In glasses.
“This is lacrosse,” one of the men reminded me, “not some pigskin game.”
From Alisha Ricardi’s live-blog of the NCAA Lacrosse National Semi-finals.One of the many reasons I don’t get lacrosse….
I’ve seen it. Its delicious scary.
